It's getting chilly chill around these parts these days with rain, even frosty some mornings. My Mum is here! My Mum is here! My mum's visiting from the big city, I'm getting tonnes of work done (doing the Garlic Festival this weekend) though I was hoping we could go frolicking through the high meadows then straight into the river to cool off together like in some periodic Kiera Knightly flick but, alas, at least the frostiness makes my latte taste even better in the morning.
So, now that I can't just live in my bubble dress anymore I realize I'm lacking in pants that fit. The ones that I've been sporting everyday (when the bubble dress starts to get mangy) since this post are the pants featured in said post. So I tried making myself some pants that are designed for women in my delicate condition. I used Kwik Sew 3324 and it was simple enough but OH MY GAWD. Sooooo uncomfortable and it gives me wicked mum bum. My friend saw me at the grocery store and said, 'oh, Kathy, I didn't
realize that that was you' (I had my back to her) and I said "I know.
It's these God Forsaken pants.' Not that's there's anything wrong with mum bum mind you. Mum bum is a beautiful thing, I'm just not there yet in my parenting career yet.
I hate them. They squeeze me, not hard but just a creepy, subtle pressure right above the sensitive belly button region. Then once that starts to make me go completely crazy I'll take a couple of steps in one direction and the creep creeps down towards and over my protruding navel nose and slides off my bump and my pant legs grow about five inches getting the beautiful Luke Duke blue cordoruy all muddy around my feet. I don't think it's all the patterns fault though. I've never ever like pants that secured up towards the waist, always been a low rider girl. Plus, I made the belly bra bit a bit too short too by not folding it carefully right in half like I was suppose to. You can see the shodiness in the craftswomanship around the waistband. I guess I was rushing too much. Limited one-kid-mummy time!
What a bummer (ha, ha) but I decided instead of getting grumpy each morning deciding what to keep my bottom half warm with to go to my Nomad friend's house and go shopping in her beautiful basement studio (including panties - yay!). There's the bellybutton nose up there (yes, I had it pierce in the mid-nineties. Was such a rebel). I didn't get one with Edie until a month before she
arrived. With this one, the nose popped out pretty much the morning
after we conceived. What's up with that? So much for my never buy new clothes challenge. This was an emergency situation - I was on the verge of pre-partum depression. Feel much better now. And my pants stay up.