Good Morning

This rocky shore's around the bend from the Happy House. I bet your awoke this morning thinking I need to know more about this complex, mysterious character they call Kathy. Ten more things about me:

21. I'm a morning person for sure. Especially since Edie. Especially since it's pretty much the only time I can do whateva I want; namely drink coffee, online time, diddle daddle, create. So quiet, peaceful, full of light and promise.

22. I started life out with brown eyes then thought it was pretty cool how David Brenner's eyes turned green when he got mad and wished I had me some of that (the eyes and David Brenner) and now my eyes are greeny/hazel.

23. People often ask me if that's a Scottish accent I sport.

24. When I as three my older brother's friend had a birthmark on his leg I thought was pretty cool and I wished I had me some of that so I smeared Fudgescle tm   on my leg and threw a bandaid tm on top of that and now I have me some of that. This was all because he said it was his baby when I asked him whaz that?

25.  I've probably been employed by over thirty companies throughout my career. My career starting off at the tender age of fifteen at MacDonalds, then Burger King, Wendy's, A&W, Arby's, BullWinkles, Swiss Chalet, Cheesecake Cafe, Mongolie Grill, Videoholics and a bakery in Ottawa, several Calgary area restuarants, then oil companies, then temp agencies, advertising companies and finally self-employment as yoga teacher/hempress/spiritual home tasker. Can you hear Craig's eyes roll from where you're at?

26. My elbow can rotate my lower arm in a 360 degree rotation. Kind of like how Mr Roper's can (or was it Furly?) in Three's Company.

27. I don't wear jewellry. Can't even spell it. Haven't worn earrings forever except on my wedding day. Though I am getting big gorgeous necklace wantings seeing some around my friends' necks here that are to live for.

28. I say wicked alot but am working on that. My friend brought to my attention that it's mildly evil energy even though I'm saying it with a smile in my voice.

29. I like to say things with a smile in my voice (a Scottish smile apparantly) and hear things with smiles in there. Ask Craig.

30. My ears are sensitive and I like my ear lobes. Perhaps that's why I don't wear earrings.

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[craig]

you are my sunshine :)